Red vs Blue Sarge

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Sarge, leader of the Red Team in Red Vs Blue (Both in his old and new armor, as well as his old and new shotgun)

My Story

After meeting Phantom, Sarge didn't know what to make of him, and kept a close eye on him, and by kept a close eye i mean he followed Phantom around with his shotgun the first day they met. However he warmed up to Phantom once he found out Grif didn't like him at all when he found out Phantom was dating his sister Kaikaina (thankfully Grif realized Phantom truly loved Kaikaina, and gave him his approval). Since then Sarge has befriended Phantom, but still has some suspicion of him for whatever reason (He's sarge so yeah =3= )

(Short Story)

Sarge: Hey Phantom, ya got a minute?

Phantom: Uh yeah I've got some time to kill, whats up?

Sarge: Well Simmons has told me you've been up to something lately, and I wanna know what it is

Phantom: Uh...what are you talking about?

Sarge: It's like this, With you dating Grif's sister and all, I can't help but wonder if you've sided with the blues.

Phantom: I see...well No I haven't sided with the blues, and in case you've forgotten you guys aren't fighting anymore.

Sarge: Yeah I know, but still you can never be to careful, cause ya never know when those Lousy Blues will turn on ya and stab ya in the back.

Phantom:....are you on some kind of medication i should be aware of?

Sarge: HAHAHAHA, Oh Phantom you kidder you.

Phantom: Yeah i wasn't kidding =_=;

Sarge: hehe..anyway changing the subject here, How are things with you and Sister? From what I've heard from your friend Morgan you two are pretty close.

Phantom: Oh Yeah, things are going great. Kai's getting better with her training, and she's less annoying now....but she's still annoying, but hey I love that airhead =w=

Sarge: Ah Love, it's a beautiful thing ain't it? I remember my first love, She was pretty, always ready for battle, and she had the biggest cannon anyone has ever seen.

Phantom: Yeah...Wait What!? O.o

Sarge: Oh Betty, she was the hottest Tank around, and she always got the job done.

Phantom: Your talking about a tank!? Haven't you ever loved a REAL Girl Before?

Sarge: Well there was that one girl in School i liked, Her name was Suzy, and she was cutest girl in my school, with her long braided brunet hair, Hazel eyes, and a smile so warm it could melt ice.

Phantom: Wow, so you liked her?

Sarge: Are you Kidding of i did, but so did everyone else. All the guys were just swarming around her, trying to get her number and such, As for me I was lucky to just see her. Then one day she asked me out to prom, now normally i wouldn't have gone cause Proms are so full of Girly feelings and romance, but for her I was willing to put my pride aside.

Phantom: Whoa, So did you two get together afterwards?

Sarge: Of course we did, unfortunately she's now my Ex-wife

Phantom: What happened?

Sarge: Well I maybe...sorta....kinda....Shot her with my shotgun

Phantom: Wait you WHAA... O.o

Sarge: It was only in the leg, and it practically grazed her, it ain't like she was in danger of dieing.

Phantom: What the F&#$ is wrong with you?

Sarge: Yeah, Taking her Hunting for our anniversary wasn't the best idea, but in my defense she looked like a deer at the time

Phantom:...Yeah I think I hear Kai calling for me, Later

(As Phantom leaves)

Sarge: Later Phantom, and Remember Don't ever shoot kai, no matter how Deer like she may look at times, thats how relationships end. (talks to himself) Boy howdy did I ever get an earful from her...I wonder how she's doing right now?

(Somewhere on Earth at the beach, Suzy Sneezes and wonders if someone might be talking about her)

Sarge: Oh well I guess...hmmm Now i'm bored, i guess i'll use Grif for Target Practice.

(I don't know if Sarge would ever marry, but i thought this would be funny to do =3= )

END.